DOG DITTY DAILY #25
A Motivational Moment for Misguided Masters & Mutts
By Hugo Hotagen, DDD (Duke of Doorknobs & Doghouses), a loyal lapdog-in-training apprenticed to the affable, agnostic and all-round air-headed Court of the Quipping Queen.
Here is a piffling piece of pooch poetry in honor of the "Year of the Dog":
"Now lapdogs give themselves the rousing shake,
And sleepless lovers, just at twelve, awake:"
(Alexander Pope, 18th century British poet, from his celebrated work - The Rape of the Lock)
For those who don't know a thing about "hotdogs", "lapdogs" and "watchdogs", please consult Webster's Online Dictionary under the heading of "dogs" for all you ever wanted to know about these marvellous mutts.
And for those who need to get their hands on The Little Book of Big Lapdogs, drop by Ultimutt.com.