DOG DITTY DAILY #7
Motivational Moment for Misguided Masters & Mutts
Compiled by Hugo Hotagen, DDD (Duke of Doorknobs & Doghouses), a loyal lapdog-in-training apprenticed to the affable, agnostic and all-round air-headed Court of the Quipping Queen.
A quirky, quizzical and sometimes questionable quotidian quotation, in honor of the "Year of the Dog", follows herewith:
"I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on
us. Pigs treat us as equals."
Attributed to: Winston Churchill (1874-1965, British statesman and author) by M. Gilbert in Never Despair (1988).
FUR FOR THOUGHT: If you're wondering whether a four-legged friendship is right for you, or how to pick the right pooch, take my advice, you'll never go wrong if you avoid perloining, procuring or purchasing a 'pig-in-a-poke'!
By the way, you'll find all you ever wanted to know about canine critters at http://www.answers.com/topic/dog
And for those who can't get enough pork chops in their diet ... why not pick up a copy of George Carlin's blithe bit of bumpf entitled: "When Will Jesus Bring the Pork Chops" http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1401301347/sr=1-2/qid=1139238941/ref=pd_bbs_2/002-7474281-7746440?%5Fencoding=UTF8 or perhaps "This Little Piggy Stayed Home: A Pearls Before Swine Collection" and "Sgt. Piggy's Lonely Hearts Club Comic: A Pearls Before Swine Collection" by Stephan Pastis - See: http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/0740748076/ref=pd_cpt_gw_1/002-7474281-7746440?n=283155