DOG DITTY DAILY #4
A Motivational Moment for Misguided Masters & Mutts
Compiled by Hugo Hotagen, DDD (Duke of Doorknobs & Doghouses), a loyal lapdog-in-training apprenticed to the affable, agnostic and all-round air-headed Court of the Quipping Queen.
A quirky, quizzical and sometimes questionable quotidian quotation, in honor of the "Year of the Dog", follows herewith:
"Outside of a dog, a book is probably man's best friend; inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
Author: Groucho Marx (American Comedian).
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