DOG DITTY DAILY #17
A Motivational Moment for Misguided Masters & Mutts
By Hugo Hotagen, DDD (Duke of Doorknobs & Doghouses), a loyal lapdog-in-training apprenticed to the affable, agnostic and all-round air-headed Court of the Quipping Queen.
Here are a few quirky, quizzical and sometimes questionable pooch-inspired quotations in honor of the "Year of the Dog":
"Don't keep a dog and bark yourself." (Proverb)
"Many dogs can understand almost every word humans say, while humans seldom learn to recognize more than half a dozen barks, if that." (The 101 Dalmations, Dodie Smith, 1957)
Speaking of canine communication, faux paws, and poo-poo-ing the other pooches, one t-p manufacturing company is calling upon 'man's best friend' to assist in the toilet training of tiny tots ... http://www.cottonelle.com/products/kids.asp
For those who can't get enough "paws for inspiration", why not rent a great giggle film, "The Paw Paws", a merry medley of mooching mates such as 'Princess Paw Paw', 'Aunt Pruney Paw' and 'Pu Pooch' http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0283769/