CALLING ALL BOFFOS!

Or, let's have a tickled pink party!

By Penelope Bonkles, a quirky quidnunc, giggling gadfly and casual Goddess of Guffaw


-- CALLING ALL BOFFOS, Bling Blingers, and Buffoons, not to mention Jolly Jokers, Happy Hoodwinkers, Waggish Whifflers plus an odd assortment of Goofy Gods, Moxie Mavens, and Spunky Sprites!

The "Ship of Fools" will arrive jest-in-time for APRIL FOOL'S DAY in the Port of Victoria! And -- The Quipping Queen, HRH "Victoria Elizabeth" -- will be hosting the evening along with an entourage of gag-conscious guests on this sportive spoofing occasion.

So bring along your loose lips and light heart! Regale everyone with your soppy songs, recite your loopy limericks, and maybe even draw a droodle or two!

Okay, so you draw like a dork and twitter like a twat. For heavens sake, do stop snivelling!! Don your delightful dunce cap or your merry mortarboard!

Better yet, grab your garrish giggle gown, zany zoot suit or sparkly spandex body armour.

If all else fails, JEST BE YOURSELF!

So hot foot it on down to Victoria's FIRST ANNUAL "FEAST OF FOOLS". Join in the high jinks, taste the titillating treats, check out those bonehead books, and win some playful prizes!

NOTE: Of interest to tantalizing tightwads and trolls will be the $5 cover charge plus the cost of a barmy beverage (with a very long foreign-sounding name) or a smashing snack (with a short snooty-sounding moniker). But for the rest of the rapscallions attending, it will be a small price to pay for being tickled pink at this event!

PROCEEDS from this eclectic event will go to the volunteer vixens and delightful divas from the "Dialogue Strings Circle Society" of Victoria.
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For those interested in oodles of information about the long-forgotten "Feast of Fools", take a peek at http://www.encyclopedia.com/html/X/X-F1eastF1oo.asp

Anyone interested in knowing the "Top 100 April Fool's Day Hoaxes of all Time", drop by:
http://www.museumofhoaxes.com/hoax/aprilfool/

And for those with short attention spans who need a little visual stimulation to whet their appetite for this event, drop by the Quipping Queen's online photogallery at: http://www.flickr.com/photos/quippingqueen