DOG DITTY DAILY #10
Motivational Moment for Misguided Masters & Mutts
Compiled by Hugo Hotagen, DDD (Duke of Doorknobs & Doghouses), a loyal lapdog-in-training apprenticed to the affable, agnostic and all-round air-headed Court of the Quipping Queen.
A quirky, quizzical and sometimes questionable quotidian quotation, in honor of the "Year of the Dog", follows herewith:
Baughurst (n.) That kind of large fierce ugly woman who owns a small fierce ugly dog.
Attributed to: Douglas Adams & John Lloyd, The Deeper Meaning of Liff - A Dictionary of Things that there Aren't Any Words For Yet. Macmillan Publishers Ltd., England. 1992. p. 10.
Speaking of small fierce ugly dogs, here's one example of a feisty ferocious fluffy! http://ejenkins.backspark.com/fluffy.jpg
For those with a fascination for far-flung factoids about a "small ugly dog", Google lists 644 web pages devoted to this tail end topic.